Nerd Goat

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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monstatron

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eric: “you’re not gonna tempt me with those pretty eyes. i know what you are.”

dolvaxath: “oh, i wouldn’t be so sure about that.”

a.. sequence? between emperor dolvaxath and eric. still working on writing their story out and all that.. anyway, this is a lil birthday gift for my lovely partner!! 

eric is @rulimaquina / @micaela-arg ‘s oc and dolvaxath is mine! happy birthday, my love <3 

bonus hand doodles that i did for practice before this. eric is so teensy compared to dolvaxath 😭

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d100 Table of Mediocre Treasure (value: $0-10)

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  1. Roll of antacids
  2. Asparagus tongs
  3. Bagel
  4. Ball of twine
  5. Bent paperclip animal
  6. Bezeling planisher
  7. Book of matches
  8. Bottle of hand sanitizer
  9. Bottle of lemon juice
  10. Bottle of Sovereign Glue with the lid stuck on
  11. Bottle of vinegar
  12. Box of toothpicks (x30)
  13. Breath-freshener strips
  14. Bust of local ruler (pocket-size)
  15. Can (roll d6: Beans, Corn, Chicken Soup, Tomato Paste, Dog Food, Treasure)
  16. Celery-vase
  17. Chapstick
  18. Chalk
  19. Cherry-pitter/olive-stoner
  20. Chopsticks (one pair, reusable)
  21. Chicken bones (2d4)
  22. Clipboard
  23. Coffee mug (boring)
  24. Coffee mug (humorous/novelty)
  25. Coin: brass farthing
  26. Coin: double-headed quarter
  27. Coin: lucky dime
  28. Coin: rare nickel
  29. Collectible figurine (roll d10: 1-7 common, 8-10 slightly rare)
  30. Condom (still in wrapper)
  31. Cool feather (not magic)
  32. Cool rock (not magic)
  33. Coupon for half-price at local tradesperson (see Table of Tradespeople, https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/631120108774948864/)
  34. Date stamp
  35. Decent pen
  36. Decorative gourd (inedible)
  37. Doorknob of unknown origin
  38. Ear candle
  39. Ear plugs
  40. Edible mushroom (non-psychedelic)
  41. Egg slicer
  42. Empty vintage soda can that collectors insist is valuable
  43. Fake gem
  44. Fake mustache
  45. Five dollar bill
  46. Fly whisk
  47. Garden-haxby
  48. Guitar string
  49. Hair pick
  50. Handful of paper napkins
  51. Handful of sauce packets (roll d6: ketchup, mustard, mayo, BBQ, zesty ranch, Goodberry)
  52. Hard-boiled egg
  53. Horseshoe
  54. Humorous novelty headband (roll d4: cat ears, unicorn horn, demon horns, Beholder eyestalks)
  55. Incense (see Table of Scents & Flavors, https://randomitemdrop.tumblr.com/post/631160696571314176/)
  56. IOU from local Orc
  57. Jar (roll d8: spaghetti sauce, salsa, sofrito, dry pasta, marmalade, cocktail onions, glitter, empty but it’s still a pretty nice jar)
  58. Library card
  59. Lint roller
  60. Lunchable
  61. Makeup mirror
  62. Makeup brushes
  63. Nail clippers and file
  64. Novelty rubber dog doo
  65. Opera glasses
  66. Orange Circus Peanuts (3d6)
  67. Packet of gum
  68. Packet of instant oatmeal
  69. Packet of spices
  70. Pad of sticky notes
  71. Pair of socks (roll d10: 1-3 plain white tube socks, 4-6 black dress socks, 7-9 poorly-knitted homemade socks, 10 amusing novelty print socks)
  72. Peanut butter wrench
  73. Political button for locally popular candidate
  74. Political button for locally unpopular candidate
  75. Pop Tart
  76. Protractor
  77. Reading glasses
  78. Replacement shirt button
  79. Runcible spoon
  80. Safety razor
  81. Scrunchie
  82. Selfie stick
  83. Silly-Straw
  84. Slap bracelet
  85. Small wooden crab-mallet
  86. Smelling-salts
  87. Snoring strips
  88. Souvenir hat (roll d12: local harvest festival, local fertility festival, famous traveling musician, famous traveling morality-play, obscure cult-classic traveling morality-play, faraway city, enemy empire, tourist attraction two towns over, local funfair, local baseball team, local rival baseball team, Outer Planes)
  89. Squeaky rubber hot dog
  90. Squeegee
  91. Step-stool
  92. Tape gun
  93. Teabag
  94. Tooth of unknown origin
  95. Tube of acne ointment (roll d4: 1-3 anti-acne, 4 pro-acne)
  96. Turnip-twaddler
  97. Universal ten-silvers-off coupon
  98. Wax flower
  99. Wig (roll d4: Fashionable, Unfashionable, Clown, Rave)
  100. Yo-yo
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sassylittlecanary

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Read some actual comics, Kyle.

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Superman is an incredibly kind and tender character. (If he’s not being written that way, then he’s not being written well.) He inspires hope not just through his heroics, but also through his kindness toward other people. That’s his thing. Don’t you DARE call tenderness a “weakness.” Get your toxic masculinity the hell away from me and go read a badly written Batman comic if you want a “tough” male character.

krinsbez

Why on EARTH would someone think Superman being tough and Superman being kind are contradictory?

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Is that a Snyder fan telling someone that “you’re wrecking the character, create something new instead of making an interpretation that’s so off-base”?

Because Snyder is the guy who wanted the Greek Gods to all be Kryptonians and the Amazons to be descended from them.

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Where's that comic where Superman comforts Billy?

da-boy-o-kultur

I saw that tweet by Gunn and thought “So, like regular Superman?”

Kyle sounds like Lex Luthor who believed that Superman doesn’t have a Civilian identity because such a godlike being would see it as beneath him. Also here you go @simon-newman​

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dasha-aibo

These few pages legit make me cry

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That's not just for acting, that's life advice. Seriously deep wisdom right there.

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Only the strong can be gentle, because the weak don’t have the option of causing harm. Gentleness is the virtue that Superman can best exemplify, by being so strong that the only thing stopping him is himself.

demi-shoggoth

I am so glad that someone who actually likes Superman is writing Superman now

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@andtheyreonfire fucking gets it